Pooh-Pooh to Poo-less. At Least for Now.
I have something many of you think you want.
I have long, thick naturally wavy hair. It holds a curl well. It’s in a hue that doesn’t really need to be colored. It grows quickly. And I’ve got volume.
Actually I’ve got too much volume.
Actually, I have Roseanne Roseannadana hair.
Do you remember her? Played by the beautiful Gilda Radner on SNL?

Big – Bigger – Just Stop
I have been struggling to manage this hair since puberty – just consult my mother’s collage of school year photos for evidence – 12 years of different cuts to find a way that would let it naturally fall in a flattering layer on my head.
In college I found a way I knew I didn’t want to try – wedged between east-coast hippies who had renounced deodorant and shampoo in an overbooked yoga class, I tried to find the instructor through the mass of nasty, tangled Sideshow Bob dreadlocks. That’s what going (sham)poo-less meant to me a decade ago.
But now the year is 2012 and I’m in Panama with no one but my immediate family to witness the results. Poo-less is catching on with the mommy set. Spend less time fighting your hair and more time fighting your children. I mean making Millennium Falcons out of your PB&Js. I like the idea because, well, I’m lazy and don’t like to wash my hair, but also, I could stop throwing away shampoo bottles. A lot of hair = a lot of shampoo used per shower.
The idea is shampoo strips your hair of ‘good’ oil and in response it overproduces to compensate. Poo-less lets your hair find a nice equilibrium.
So my new shampoo would be a tablespoon of baking soda and a cup of water. I put it in an old conditioner bottle and shake it up. The solution is chalky and watery and the first issue arises quickly. My online instructions say to “rub mixture into scalp” but because of its consistency, most of it has already run down my head or face before my fingers can start to rub anything. So I decide to work in sections and use a lot. Pour, rub, move to another location, pour, rub, repeat ten times or so.
Until one day.

As close a pic as you were allowed during the No Poo days.
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